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So about two years ago i was over at a friends house. Dude is probably my best friend and we got rather close. I had a mad crush on his girlfriend [to be fair i knew her before they were together] and she looked like Dora the Explorer with a giant rack. One thing led to another and before i knew it i was sucking on her nipples while she was jerking me off trying to get me hard. The only problem was that i was sooooo fucking drunk that I simply couldn't get hard. For a couple of hours she tried everything to get me hard and it just didn't work. So she went to bed and i just collasped.
Although i should say that I didn't have that problem the next day. Things happened and then we went to a comic store and i bought Ivan Brunetti's Misery Loves Comedy which happens to collect Schizo 1-3 and some extras. Totally brilliant stuff that's overlooked by a lot of people. the one on girls that he finds attractive is pretty much how everyone has felt. A lot of it is quite twisted, but in a strange way that feels totally honest. it wouldn't suprise me if everyone has these thoughts.
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