My 2 pence:
Killer Klowns From Outer Space - complete and utter drivel of the worst order. The sort of thing that retards who find Troma garbage too challenging are into.
Burial Ground - Andrea Bianchi couldn't direct traffic up a one-day street, let alone this film. However, it's redeemed by the appearance of Maria Giodarno (correct spelling?) and that hideous dwarf creature, not to mention laughing inept splatter scenes.
Giallo in Venzia - Utter, utter, utter prickery, and BORING.
Fantom Kiler - Trevor Barley should be tarred, feathered and forced to run up and down Kingsland Road for inflicting this pathetic excuse for a porno-giallo on the great unwashed. Mister Integrity indeed
Plan 9 From Outer Space - Pure uncut genius, nuf sed.
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