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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MELLY I LOVE YOU
MellySingsDoom says:
This is completely irrelevant, but I wonder how Billy Mays would market "The Eternal"
HABEEB IT! says:
HI! BILLY MAYS HERE FOR SONIC YOUTH
ARE YOU FEELING DEPRESSED
LIKE YOU HAVE NO PURPOSE IN LIFE.
WELL DO I EVER HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU
IT'S CALLED THE ETERNAL.
MellySingsDoom says:
Haahhahahahahahhaaa
HABEEB IT! says:
IT CAN MAKE YOU DANCE
IT CAN MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE ON DRUGS
IT CAN EVEN WASH YOUR LAUNDRY.
BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE
CALL NOW, AND I'LL THROW IN A FREE TUB OF OXI CLEAN.
A $40 DOLLAR VALUE
ALL FOR JUST $19.95
CALL THE NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN.
MellySingsDoom says:
*claps*
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