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Old 06.18.2009, 12:07 PM   #154
Shifty Prophet
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Do it raw no filter or harness. Your furniture is made to fuck on*, seriously, fuck on your furniture. No, it isn't better than the couch or bed, but its fun and if your gonna think breaking it, then well, it would be a worthy sacrifice for a good sex spot. Ok, ok maybe not, but I wish I could tell someone I was fucking on my dinner table and it broke down because of the absurd amount of pussy control being exercised.

*Obviously your furniture isn't made for love making, sex or fucking. All persons involved in such acts should weigh consequences or damage, breakge or stain marks. read your furnitures manual and never just do it unless you own Ikea wood.
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