Pirates are the weirdest trend. I don't get it. I've nothing against them, never having met one, but...Why?
Though I do think that they should apologize to all those Spanish merchant-sailors whom they murdered - many, probably, on the deck of their own magnificent gallion, which was undoubtedly earned through nothing less than a lifetime of hard labour and skillful chicanery. I think the trend should really be in favor of the merchants.
