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Old 06.28.2009, 08:49 PM   #50
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Originally Posted by Shifty Prophet
I was 14 at an all age punk show. This girl was staring me down, so me being drunk and high asked her if she wanted to fuck. She said ''of course'', pulled my pants down right in front of the band, pulled out my dick and walked away.

I was left standing there literally with my dick in my hands watching a shit load of punk kids laughing at my disappointed penis. I tried to play it off, but, being 14, your cock isn't as good of a bullshitter as you'd like it be.....

This is in the running for the best post ever.
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