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legend has it that at one social gathering, at the age of 4 i flatly refused a piece of cake, and instead asked for a carrot stick. the 3 women were so taken aback that instead of giving me a carrot stick, they just stood there wide-eyed and unable to move, so i got on a chair and grabbed a few myself.
all that because my mother had told me not to eat any junk food that day. i'm told i had my fits of rage too, but when i wanted to be obedient, i was damn good
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