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after lengthy discussion, it was concluded yesterday, by my Universal Guru and myself, that the affinity of carbon monoxide molocules to hemoglobin is a clear sign that Gawd encouraged "death by automobile exhaust" long before there were even cars. note: this makes hybrid/CNG cars borderline heresy.
all of this was brought up as an example of "well thought-out death" vs. the Heaven's Gate mass suicide, which was obviously VERY POORLY planned.
I mean, really...how many of those bastards never survived the trip on the comet without spacesuits? purple fucking Nikes will not save you from violent decompression, you idiots.
fuck comets. when the time comes, I'm doin' it Gawd's Way.
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