as a matter of fact...last week.
I was installing new shutters on the house with my father-in-law. as soon as he started the drill, the neighbor's 3 pitbulls broke loose and came ripping around the corner.
before I even knew what the fuck was happening, the three dogs were up on me, barking and growling. they have wanted to kill me for the past two years, and this was their chance.
my father-in-law came down from the ladder with the drill and the two female peeled off me and went to him.
it was at this time that I made the conscious decision that if
all else failed I would shove my right arm down the male's mouth and take out his eyeballs with my left.
luckily, I was spared the pain (and likely trip to the ER). who knew that dogs could be psychically-pacified?
true story.
ps: don't try this at home.
pps: eat hot neuron, kanye.