who the fuck am i kidding i'm not going to bed
ok...
-when my friend's giant dog tried to eat me alive (me and the dog are friends now)
- when my other friend made me go on this carnival ride that went upside down in a circle hella fast i started flipping out and screaming to let me the fuck off
- when i was deathly ill with a mystery illness and i seriously thought i was going to die from it because the doctors couldnt diagnose it
however a few weeks ago i got a gun pulled on me and started laughing...it was a fucking baby glock. i was like "you can't possibly be serious"
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