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Old 07.15.2009, 07:15 PM   #16
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i do not compute this term 'thank me'?
Only in America ----
Is there a standard 15% gratuity that is not figured into the price of the menu item.

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Are smallpox blankets so easily purchased with beads.

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Do the heads of our canadian enemies line the northern border.

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Can Snake Plisskin save the President.

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Is it ok for texas rangers to tell you that you have AIDS.

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Are crying native americans in fact italian.

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Do penises grow so very long and wide.

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Can it be 105 fucking degrees in the shade.

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Do people sneak across the border through tunnels dug by underpaid canadians.

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Is the band Thunderbolt Pagoda currently residing (there are talks of purchasing a small island in the caribbean however).

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Are dead bodies exhumed, dissected and welded to robot bodies.
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