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Originally Posted by pbradley
I hate the shit out of people who are so verbally health conscious. Those people who occasionally go out for ice cream but spend the whole time talking about how unbelievably fattening it all is and how uncharacteristic it is of them and blah blah blah.
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this is one of my best friends. she's got a fucking model build but all of a sudden she thinks absolutely every meal will put her on the verge of being morbidly obese. "this chicken on my salad is going to make me fat! this smoothie is going to make me gain five pounds!" - she's moved into the phase of giving other people shit for what they eat. "you got the
grande yuppie-frappe-cappe-choco-clusterfuck? that's horrible, why didn't you get a small?"
hey zeus christo. it's alright, don't panic; i'm just going to burn this shit off from bumming around town all day with you.
... oh my god, i wonder what she'd think of another of our friends downing two deep fried snickers bars the other day. ahahaha.