[SuchFriendsAreDangerous]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

^^^ o,snap.

Only in America ----
Is there a standard 15% gratuity that is not figured into the price of the menu item.

Only in America ----
Are smallpox blankets so easily purchased with beads.

Only in America ----
Do the heads of our canadian enemies line the northern border.

Only in America ----
Can Snake Plisskin save the President.

Only in America ----
Is it ok for texas rangers to tell you that you have AIDS.

Only in America ----
Are crying native americans in fact italian.

Only in America ----
Do penises grow so very long and wide.

Only in America ----
Can it be 105 fucking degrees in the shade.

Only in America ----
Do people sneak across the border through tunnels dug by underpaid canadians.

Only in America ----
Is the band Thunderbolt Pagoda currently residing (there are talks of purchasing a small island in the caribbean however).

Only in America ----
Are dead bodies exhumed, dissected and welded to robot bodies.

Living in America - hit me
Living in America - yeah,