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The dumbest thing I've done while drunk is way too dumb to post in this thread. Worse than drunk driving, even. So I'll post the second dumbest thing.
As some of you know I like to call people when I'm drunk. So one day I called every single person in my phone and proceeded to leave them drunken voicemails. Multiple times. And I didn't just say "hey what's up", I proceeded to tell them exactly what I thought of them and point out their various awkward social insecurities and reminisce about their most awkward and embarrassing moments (like that loser they screwed in the backseat of their car, the time they got drunk and threw up all over the parking, and the time they laughed so hard they peed all over the gym floor) while inadvertently laughing in their faces.
Needless to say some of them haven't really forgiven me...
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