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The English should basically be banned from trying to get suntans. We always do it wrong - you shoulda seen the amount of lobster tans Londoners were sporting a few weeks ago - and the Mediterraneans always have it going on properly on the tanning front. We should embrace our pasty-faced heritage and accept that we just ain't up to being bronzed.
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Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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