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Originally Posted by Danny
I saw Sophie Ellis-Bextor at a gig in Shepherds Bush, once, Glice. I didn't touch her with anything but MY EYES.
Also; get fucked, you can't hog all of them. Relinquish Oliver.
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This is a reasonable request. I acquiesce - yes! She's yours. Make sure you treat her like the beautiful princess she is. Make temples to her thighs.
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Originally Posted by amerikangod
Sorry, but Miley Cyrus and I have a date for some hate fucking. Forget sloppy seconds, you can get filthy fifths.
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Oh, good sire, if only you'd been reasonable. For merely threatening such terror I will have to make your bones to glue like the shitehorse you are.
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Originally Posted by floatingslowly
davenotdead is a deadman.
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My thought-Schutzstaffel will make candles of them all (you heard me Herr Rail - candles).