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1)Have your ears indoctrinated by a seminal band(or the seminal band du jour)
2)Make sure that you sport the the dishevelled,unkempt,unwashed type of look and you never,ever make proper eye contact with people.
3)Mumble a lot(it gives an idea of some sort of knowing but undecipherable sense being made)
3)Isolate yourself from other people (this could go on from adolescence to manhood)
4)Go to a lot gigs making sure that you keep a diary with your own impressions of them
5)Give your opinion to just about anything that is going on
6)Use flowery language to express the easiest of concepts
7)Collect records even though you don't listen to half of them
To be continued........................
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