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I know a lot.
I remember things.
I'm good at stuff.
I'm awesome.
I'm handsome.
I know a few dance moves.
I could probably handle myself in a phsyical altercation.
I've seen every Friday the 13th film at least 20 times.
I can tell if coffee is from Columbia, France or Italy.
I know many great toppings to put on hotdogs.
I can pretty much recite the Wet Hot American Summer script.
I can beat my mom at Tetris.
I'm fascinated by bad albums.
I can speak one language.
I don't care about the hipness of vinyl.
I don't pop my collar.
I can drink way more beers than people would guess based on my size.
I recently shaved off my sideburns.
I drink somewhere between two and four cups of coffee a day.
diagnosis?
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