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"IT COMES IN SEVERAL DIFFERENT FLAVORS
YOU CAN GET IT IN LIKE VANILLA
YOU CAN GET IT IN LIKE STRAWBERRY
YOU CAN GET IT IN CHOCOLATE
I THINK YOU CAN GET IT IN LIKE SOME FRUIT FLAVORS
AND YOU CAN GET IT IN LIKE THE REGULAR SOY MILK FLAVOR
YOU CAN GET IT FROM A FRIDGE
OR YOU CAN GET IT OFF THE SHELF
AND YOU CAN PUT IT IN YOUR BATHTUB AND BATHE IN IT
I HATE MYSELF
SOY MILK MAKES IT BETTER
SOY MILK IS THE WIND BETWEEN MY WINGS
SOY MILK IS THE CHRISTMAS TREE TO MY CHILDHOOD
IF I HAD A CHILD RIGHT NOW I WOULD NAME IT SOY MILK
OR MAYBE JUST SACRIFICE IT TO THE SOY MILK GODS"
Apparently I ranted about soymilk to someone, sometime last night.
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