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No ice chests
i cant wait till i am drunk
my breath will smell like a skunk
fuck a blunt
we want vodka
so we can take hots like rude boy shotta
we drink all of the alcohol
then we go party and get kicked out of the mall
for lighting uo cigarettes up in the hall
in between fye and that goth store
and i saw that goth whore
i asked her did she want some vodka
and she said why yes
and i said no bitch
cause were keeping it in an ice chest
and she said listen bitch dont offer me drinks if you wont give it here
andi said listen bitch ill take a body shot off your EAR
i like to get so drunk that i forget my name
thats why i have 30 kids, theyre all fucking insane
i like to get so drunk that when i see a light post i think its the Police
i likt to get so drunk that when i hear squirrels
i think that its the end of the motherfucking world
i like to get so fucked up in the head
that i can wake up in some random bitch's bed
and not remember who she is
and just have to pray i didnt give her a kid
cause i just cant take 1 more
unless its vodka, im which case id like 8 more
i like cases of beer , theyre good as chasers
i see that bitch from across the street and me and buck chase her
we are drunk, we get the pussy
and if we dont we dont care because werre drunk
DRRRUNK
one gallong of smirnof please
and if you do it you can get down on your knees
and SUCK MY DICK
and forget about it
cause youll be so drunk youll forget about it
and its straight
cause this isnt a date
were just getting drunk and fucking other women, we dont care
well pull thei hair
and nut in their noise
and make them throw up on their clothes
and the vodka
gets all over their DOLCE AND GABANA
they dont even care though as long as you dont make sureit doesnt get on their.. SHOES
we have aristocratic immunity
were gonna get smirnof and that would be new to me
and im gonna drink it all
get passed out and then i might fall
we already made fun of that bitch at the mall
so there aint nothing else to do
its friday niight in lynchburg
if you dont get crunk some shit is wrong with you
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