[Toilet & Bowels]

Originally Posted by pbradley

link please

http://old-wizard.com/top-10-ways-to...hardcore-gamer

OW is the greatest website of all time, trust us we made a list about it. We represent everything the hardcore gamer is not. We are social, are college educated, in good shape, handsome, witty, have girlfriends, like going out, are well versed in rhetoric, well you get the point. Ladies loves us and guys want to be us. What’s worse is that we dare to put our opinions about things on the internet; the territory of the hardcore gamer. This is the one place they can defend for they fear no reprisal from the safety of their couch or basement. We cannot reach them there. We here at OW have never claimed to be doing this website for anything but our own twisted enjoyment, this further infuriates the hardcore gamer. We deviate from what the herd accepts as truth, we poke the very fat bear, and we laugh at them all the time. Plus our fact checking mechanism isn’t always in the best of order.
To combat all this the hardcore gamer leaves very long, very well researched comments on most of our articles. Oftentimes they threaten us, we could out-walk them of course, let alone out run them. What they don’t do however is anything creative of their own, no, that would require time, precious gaming time. Its always better to play the creative works of others and complain about what you didn’t like. Heaven forbid you do anything of your own. No the long standing credo of the hardcore gamer is: consume, consume, consume. Creation is beyond these smelly behemoths and it actually offends them.