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Originally Posted by terriblecanyons
I wish I could be friends with Samuel L Jackson. He would never fuck me over. We'd just sit and drink smoothies and talk about our day.
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SLJ: HOW WAS YOUR MOTHERFUCKING DAY??
You: Cool, I made cookies.
SLJ: COOKIES?! I LOVE ME SOME MOTHERFUCKING COOKIES!
You: You want some?
SLJ: YES! MIGHT I ALSO HAVE SOME MILK TO WASH DOWN THOSE TASTY COOKIES?
You: What?
SLJ: WHAT?!
You: Yeah, I wasn't listening
SLJ: SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN!
You: I only said it once.
SLJ: SON, I AM DISAPPOINT. I'M TIRED OF NO MOTHERFUCKING MILK IN MY MOTHERFUCKING GLASS!