[gmku]

FOR MY GIRLS--TURN ONS:
1. Clean shiny hair, whether long or short (in bed).
2. A great sense of humor (in bed).
3. Good listener (in bed).
4. Clean fingernails when with me. Ya never know where those fingers are gonna end up! (in bed)
5. One who has goals and aspirations (in bed).

TURN OFFS:
1. Scraggly, unkept beards. (in bed)
2. Krud in teeth. (in bed)
3. Super-tight jeans/muscle shirts. (in bed)
4. Overt bigotry/judgemental. (in bed)
5. Mommy syndrome. (in bed)
6. Obvious nose hair. (in bed)