TURN ONS:
1. dark/multicolored hair, short hair if she can pull it off
2. quirky style, more into the punk bent without being a scene bitch that is all too frequent nowadays.
3. my sense of humor
4. intelligent, for the love of god, intelligent
5. non-conservative dress/morals/ethics
TURN OFFS:
1. overweight (I've nothing against curvy girls, quite the opposite actually, I'm talking big hambeast creatures disgust me, genetic or not)
2. gauges (some of the small ones (slightly larger than normal piercing) are OK). Fucking hate massive holes
3. over interest in politics and/or religion/wanting to talk about all the time
4. horrible taste in music/no music taste at all
5. no literary interest
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"One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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