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ON:
-Being smart is probably the biggest turn on for me.
-You better like my piercings/blue fullet or you're out. Bonus if you have your own piercings/multicolored fullet/tattoos.
-INCREDIBLE TASTE IN MUSIC and can play instruments WELL (there's nothing worse than some retard kid acting like he can play guitar well and then fucking SUCKS)
-Retarded/weird/awesome sense of humor
-Please have a sense of style. Wife beaters/ugly shoes/ugly hair/clothes that don't fit right are not acceptable
OFF:
-Someone who pretends to know what they're talking about just to get tha chix
-Conservative/intolerant of misbehavior (we've gotta fuck shit up for this to work)
-Likes any of the following: Nickelback (and their clones), U2, Bono, Coldgay, or listens to only one genre
-Boring as fuck/is a complete pussy
-UGLY SHOES UGLY SHOES UGLY SHOES
Bonus: FUCKING HATES FAMILY GUY
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