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For LADIES: TURN ONS:
1. Being hilarious. Having a good sense of humor is one thing, but actually being funny is a huge plus. Sadly, I've met very few women that are just outright hilarious.
2. Being bad-ass. Being able to stand up for yourself, having no qualms with telling someone to fuck off and getting in someone's face when they deserve it. Also, being able to be sweet in the right moments while maintaining this bad-assness.
3. Being into sex. All kinds. Dirty, fucking sex. Hard fucking. Being dominated and dominating. Gentle sex and also fist-fighting sex. Being excited to try anything. Wanting to get fucked in the ass and then swallow my cum. Wanting to choke on my cock and wanting to smother my face in your pussy. Wanting to get pissed on, wanting to piss on me, just for the sake of doing it even if it's not something either of us get off on. Being game for anything and reveling in it. Wanting to watch a movie with me afterwards with an anal creampie still inside of you.
4. Not dressing too girly. Not specifically dressing like a tomboy, but I'm over this sundress shit. A chick in a sleeveless Black Flag shirt and torn up jeans will give me a rock hard boner.
5. Self-suffience. I don't want a girl that needs me. I want one that wants me. If you have your own life in order (or are at least working on it), can solve your own problems, and can make yourself feel better without the help of others... that's fucking hot. Then I will gladly be there for you, as it will feel like an equal relationship versus a parasitic one.
TURN OFFS:
1. A lack of self-confidence / self esteem. Woman, if you don't value yourself then I sure as fuck won't.
2. Over-inflated sense of self worth. Thinking you deserve the best, you are the best, and that you call all the shots, especially when you don't have much to back it up with except for a vagina and tits. If you're this kind of lady, at best you'll get a hate-fuck from me. And I will be putting it in your ass.
3. Feminazism. There's a difference between being open-minded, forward-thinking, and interested in mutual rights and thinking you're the better sex, totally superior and a constant victim just because you've got tits. I especially get turned off by this if it's at the sacrifice of a sense of humor. Getting easily offended is a disgusting trait.
4. Shyness. Whether it's due to low self-esteem or any other reason, it's just fucking BORING.
5. Little emotional self control. When your emotions regularly trump your logic... fuck you and get out of my life. I've had enough crazy women for a lifetime. This one is super important to me.
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