I peed on a duck blind once. For those cityfolk of you who don't know what that is,
Basically what you hunt ducks out of.
My cousin married a very rural country guy and there was a duck blind close to where this birthday/New Year's party was (which was a bonfire in the back of someone's HUGE yard, during the winter when there was a ton of snow and it would've taken a ridiculous amount of time to get back to the nearest house) really close to the lake. Wish I could've peed on the face of all those who used it, really.