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Old 09.13.2009, 08:41 PM   #55
amerikangod
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Pros:

-Is into Sonic Youth.
-Is a lady (and you know what they have), but not a lady lady.
-Might fight me some day. Has some grit?
-White (THANK GOD.)
-Black Flag t-shirt wearer.
-Boobs.
-Geographically close enough that enjoyment of said boobs could come to fruition.
-Fan of alcohol.
-Enjoyer of metal. Way brutal.
-Has photographs of her peeing.
-Spits like it's no thing.


Cons:

-Likes to pretend she's not into me.
-Hates pancakes. I make fantastic pancakes.
-Never took more pictures of herself peeing for me.
-She's young. Not so much numerically, but in that her sense of self is not quite grounded yet. Gets easily offended by me instead of realizing I'm just a charming dick.
-Doesn't send me dirty messages.


A more comprehensive list is available upon further, uh, effort.
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