Why aren't there bullet-proof pants? becuz jeezus iz watchin ovr mee.
If you could be one starwars character who would it be? CLEARLY, r-3po. (no, that is not a typo.)
Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"? because an asteroid in your ass would hurt like all hell. can you imagine walking around like that?
What is you're best friends name? "best friend?" sorry, term's not quite familiar to me.
...and what annoys you most about them? see above.
What do you wear in bed? underwear. (i know, horrifying visual.)
If you spend all this time on a PC, does that mean you are the geek in your family? i'm a math major who watches star trek. you tell me.
You are in a boat made for two watchin Sadam Hussein and George Micheal drowning, who do you save? myself. (edit -- godblessit, porkmarras beat me to it.)
Have you ever had your heart broken? let me call my cardiologist.
What one thing would you change about your body/personality? i would be substantially, substantially less ill at ease in social situations. substantially.
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