[SuchFriendsAreDangerous]

I once saw some chick sitting down on Hollywood Blvd, I was sitting shot-gun at a red light..
she was sitting across from this dude, they were both homeless youth, not quite scummy but definitely grungy, talking in the shade, when out of nowhere..

she dug into her pants and started scratching her snatch really enthusiastically like a dude scratches his nuts.. and that was not the worst part.. you all know what happens next..

she went for the whiff check and ran her fingers across her nose..

I literally broke out into hysterical laughter because of the look of the guy across from hers face..

I can only imagine how horrible those fingers smelled..