I was hanging out with this chick (i.e. porking her) that was way into offensive humor. She kind of laughed at everything, which was awesome. Once when we were fucking she tried to say something totally gross and awkward to see how I'd react. It kind of instantly became a challenge with the two of us saying really odd and inappropriate things to get the other to miss a beat. And by miss a beat, I mean take pause or experience a hiccup in the rhythmic thrusting.
I won. If my memory serves me correctly, I took the gold with 'Matthew Shepard.'
Now that's pillow talk.
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