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Originally Posted by alteredcourse
I agree. I straddle your rock hard cock every time I cum. Is it safe to cum in here and post my tits? I dont think I can do that. This isnt my thread.
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Wait, are you a lady? Now I'm terribly confused. This leaves us with several options:
If a lady:
1) Cum in here and post your tits, please!
2) If you truly are concerned over being off-topic, please PM me pictures of your tits and orgasms.
If a dude:
Please do exactly the same but in a tattered dress, and give me like 15 minutes to drink as much whiskey as possible so that I can properly enjoy it.