[Alex's Trip]

Brown Recluse Spider? What the fuck. Fuck spiders, and fuck them for incurring medical bills.

I'll look into the group homes if I don't get the current job I'm applying for: walking drunk hoes home late at night. 12 bucks an hour to walk/ride a bike. Easy shit, and I know a lot of the guys who are involved. One is even on the hiring board. Maybe I'll do both.

Hash and Zelda sounds prime.

I have a (probably closeted) friend on my floor who started selling weed, I'll nudge him to get some hash somehow. I've only smoked it with the hobos in People's Park so I'm sure there is a market for it here. But yeah, he's from Minnesota, and he is really ridiculously into theater and talks about it like it's better than blow jobs. Please tell me not everyone in Minnesota is like that.