[gmku]

wot a stoopid day. everywhere i went there were too many people. i went downtown to get a good burger at Jack of the Wood only to find the place crowded with tourists and so i order one anyway hoping for the best, order a medium and get a medium well and the beer tastes flat and the server doesn't bring me utensils and then forgets my second beer, and wtf i tip her 20% anyway b/c i can see she's like a deer caught in the headlights w/ all the stoopid toorists and anyway she'd kind of sweet but i just think fuck 15 dollars for misery!?

so then to relieve my misery i go to my absolute favorite brew pub only to find it crowded with obnoxious rugby players (seriously where the fuk do these people crawl out from under) quaffing their insipid pale ales and they're even fuking in SHORTS but get these even KILTS WHT THE FK am i going insane i think am i having a nervous breakdwon where the fuck can i find some peace of mind

crhist.