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1. I don't have enough hair left for hair gel.
2. I don't have enough money left for rare wine. Thus the beer fixation.
3. I don't have big dark carpeted living room. I have small carpeted 900-sq-ft apartment.
4. I get nauseated at cigar smoke.
5. I need a new robe for Christmas.
6. What does this all have to do with Cary Grant and North by Northwest?, i.e., if you haven't watched this movie yet, you are wasting your life.
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Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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