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Making a wish at 11:11 is fucking stupid. How many times do you make a wish at 4:43? Do you ever notice when its 1:12? Did anything special happen in the year 1111?
Fuck that shit. Blowing eyelashes off your fingers is where its at. I did that yesterday. I also cleaned the turkey after thanksgiving dinner this week. I stripped that bastard wishbone of every single thread of tissue down to the bone. Then I left it split-up in the crook of my mothers windowsill to use with her man.
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