he was alone on the train, it was rural i think and late night when two guys got on and despite the completely empty carriage they sat right next to him which wierded him out a bit. so he decided to get up and moved to the other end of the carriage but forgot about his bike which was at the opposite end, the two guys went over to it and one of them, the one who kept smiling, had his back to him but was clearly cracking one off. they got off the train much to the relief of my friend and when he went to retrieve his bike there was the man jam right there. he waslked the bike home and burnt the saddle. it was a sexy bike though.
