[Keeping It Simple]

Originally Posted by Satan

my ex ex ex boyfriend (not julian) texted me from rehab complaining that there was no porn asking me to send him dirty pictures. i told him i had better dick. hahahahaahhaha.

my ex-best friend called my dealer and begged him for a 20 bag in return for a blowjob. he refused. he told me "you ain't all used up like she is, she got bout 8 miles on her."

best. day. ever.



Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?

Gross.