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Originally Posted by Sonic Youth 37
I still don't get it. Are they saying full-frontal hugs are too *racy* or something or that guys shouldn't hug frontally due to the slight chance their penors might touch...
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"Christian youth groups finally have an alternative to normal, aka "front," hugs. As we all know, face to face embraces run the horrific risk of a clothed crotch graze. The Christian
Side-
Hug (or the CSH, as the kids call it) rids us of sin, as the only below the belt contact will be some good old-fashioned hip on hip action.
To help the
side-
hug fad sweep the nation, let us present this hardcore rap song. Yup, side-hugging has hit the streets. The group has as many emcees as the Wu-Tang Clan and as much power as a barbershop quartet.
Look out for the ominous sirens blasting on the track. Clearly, these are gangsters on the run from the law - probably from side-hugging up a storm! One emcee (wearing his bandanna 2pac-style no less) admits to taking part in the forbidden front-hug. But don't worry, God. He's married.
At the end, they all simulate getting shot and dying. We can only hope there are side-hugs in heaven."
this shit is so ridiculous it is not even funny.. Christianity IS ALL ABOUT HUGS! when I go to Ethiopian church, I have to hug EVERYBODY THREE TIMES with the TRI-KISS to the cheeks.. these Pat Roberston types would have a heart attack, and they would be more surprised to find out that Ethiopians are so conservative that aside from Christian hugs and kisses as a greetings, men and women do not touch, they do not hold hands, they hardly even sit within two feet of each other in public...
the iorny is so thick its tangible