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Originally Posted by Derek
Revolve all the stories around high school Mike Patton.
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Agreed, but why stop there?
Have the final scene feature high school Mike Patton alone in his room. After some time he'll remove his shirt to reveal a close-up of a tattoo on his chest of a totally brutal American eagle, with one of the Obama kids crushed in each of his talons, Sasha all rag-doll and drained of her blood. The eagle will also be pecking at and drawing out the intestines from a two-headed Matthew Shepherd (the second head will be Jimmy Carter's) chained to a cliff. Way Promethean.
It'll be one huge allegory for states' rights and zero tolerance for gun laws.
Then high school Mike Patton will look directly into the camera, bite his lip, and fist pump, FREEZE FRAME, and then Thin Lizzy's 'Return of the Farmer's Son' will start up and play through the credits.