dear ms. bean,
I'm sorry that I compared you to Kelly Osbourne and insinuated that yr mom killed yr dad with a shotgun. I don't really mean it. hell, I don't even care! right now, I'm just slightly disappointed that neither comment resulted in a successful troll.

you used to be like Wal*Mart. do you shop at Wal*Mart? I do. it's pretty cheap and I like my money more than I like ma 'n pa. know what I mean? I'm sure you do.
<3
yr pal,
floatingsorry