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jeremy kyle is the new doctor who and the bingo fox is the new sidekick. they don't travel thru time they just walk around manchester estates drinking cider shouting 'caome on caome on think your fuckin hard do ye lad?' 'fuckin city for tha fuckin win!' and then jeremy impregnates the fox and pushes it down the stairs then interviews himself in the mirror with an electricity bill as the dna test. 'And the dna tests show that jeremy... well well well...' but then he just pauses forever and is found months later decomposing in front of the mirror still holding the envelope.
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