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MERZBOW: *flushes his toilet, decides 'this is the sound I've always wanted'*
JANDEK: "HAHA, I can record an instant-album of me moaning over detuned acoustic guitars, with no thought or form put into it at all, and create this mystique about myself and people will buy it forever. Haha. Fuckers!"
AUBE: *tears a piece of paper, decides that tearing a piece of paper for 60 minutes would be a better idea and decides to record it.. this is true*
WOLF EYES: anonymous skronk guy - "Hey, you like Throbbing Gristle? Me too. Let's do a lot of the same stuff they did, but not even 1% as interesting and let's release every single fart we ever record -- we'll be kings!! Kings!! PS: Lathe."
(this goes for tons of noise bands)
HALF JAPANESE: *jad fair picks up guitar for the first time, decides to start a band, band is started that day*
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