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dear jesus, what up? thanks for not existing and being brown if you did exist which you actually didn't. people say you were a virgin birth, i say fuck that and don't be ashamed of your dad's dick sploogin' in your mum's pussy. do you know what would happen if anyone behaved today like you did in the bible? why they'd be killed like you were, this time by the christians probably. they say you died for our sins, i say fuck that for a guilt trip, it's been used by evil dudes as a method of control for a long time now. thing is, you decided to put up no resistance and not run the fuck outta gethsemane and let them crucify you 'for our sins'. I say this is the greatest act of egomaniacal masochistic stupidity i can imagine. seriously dude, it was all in vain. you suffered for nothing. what the fuck were you thinking? what kind of sick relegion did you want to have started after yourself? One based on crucifiction and defference to rome? You sick fuck! dude i feel so sorry for you having to suffer that shit but you do realise your idea of one holy individual dying for all our sins ensures it's adherents will never rise up and challenge the rome of today or tolerate anyone who does! since your subjects are supposed to love you that means they can't ever do what you did or go further. You started a relegion of people who believe that the highest ethical act was letting rome torture someone to death when they began to challenge its hegemony, and you were so holy you did it for our own inherent sinfulness which means we can never go further than you and we're all doomed in the black iron prison your fan phil dick talked about. thanks for that asshole, altho i guess it's not your fault since you didn't exist an' all. do you enjoy your followers torturing 'terrorists' in your name? what am i saying? you let yourself get crucified, you must love it you sick fuck! man i'm all for kinky shit but that's just too far. anyways, do you know what they do now? on your birthday which wasn't your birthday because you didn't exist they try to trick kids into believing a magic dude is going to leave presents in their houses for them if they are good, just like the three wise dudes gave you presents. the kid is supposed to learn to love the property rights inherent to capitalism most of all cos he's a good little special kid who wants a material bribe more than communism. what a legacy eh? jesus as the perfect individual we are all supposed to compare ourselves to and fail to measure up. jesus, tut fucking tut dude. anyway dude, do you know that people actually pretend that priests in church turn wine and wafers into your blood and body, so they eat it? gross i know, but maybe that's your kind of kick eh? well dude, you were one fucked up guy, kind of like that german dude who let someone cut off then cook and eat his wang, but at the same time hangin with you would have been pretty sweet bro, maybe we could have revolted and had a proper leftist revolution instead of gettin all crucified so judas could get his gold. you were so desperate to render onto caesar what was caesar's you would happily get crucified because judas wanted a bag of money, that's evil dude, that's really fucked up, you died for capital, like the way your subjects slowly kill themselves for it. but with you it was just one transaction. man did this create an evil reality for your civilisation to operate in. but i forgive you since you never existed anyway.
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