"Epic Hangover Check Sheet: Profuse vomiting, check. Splitting headache, check. Blurred/missing memories of the night before, check. Waking up in a strange place, check. Waking up in someone else's clothing, check. Friend angry at you for vomiting in his car, check (bonus points awarded for requiring professional cleaning). Bent glasses, check (bonus points awarded for being covered in vomit). Regret, check."
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