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I am currently dating a smoker. She's sexy.
I smoke like two or three cigarettes a week. Sometimes I just crave that smooth nicotine glow. I can see why people would want that in their life -- but personally, cigarettes just seem like such a cheap thrill. I'm more for big thrills.
So, what am I trying to say?
Shoot paint thinner in your dick instead.
Unless you're a girl.
Oh, and perhaps you should just quit, and if possible, overdose on ambien for like 2 weeks and then you will have slept through all the shitty side effects.
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