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..hey people's how yu doin its the goblin getting on the lines for a bit after a hard night's causin troubles for them wot deservs it, y'gonna be well prowd of me this time yeh reed on for a bit 'n' y'll see yu may remember like i woz onlines for a bit yesterday 'n' all well i logged out cos me mates grippi 'n' floggu 'n' jaffi came round 'n' we had the vodka flowin 'n' all of that but they had calld round cos they had just seen this elven mage walkin round with a scroll case rite so they snuk up behind him 'n' nocked him out 'n then stole his scroll case 'n' guess what was in the case it was only three fukkin scrolls with hold spells on 'em y'kno that like make peeple stand stil for a bit, so me mate jaffi hoo knows about these things a bit right, he said he'd be able t read the scrolls 'n' hold sum peeple so we thought try it on some fukkin GNOME POLICE right so we saw a cupple doin the patrol 'n' jaffi "the professer" red the scroll 'n' HA HA HA IT WAS FUKKIN CLAS, RIGHT 'cos the gnomes WERE FROZEN JUST LIKE FUKKIN STATUES, so wot we did next was genius right, let me tell yu first if theres one things gnomes hate right its GARDEN GNOMES them things piss the gnomes off like proper, so we dragged the frozen gnome police into a garden, sat them by the garden pond 'n' MADE THEM HOLD FISHIN' RODS 'N' STUFF< JUST LIKE GARDEN GNOMES!!!!!! it was so funny we neerly pissed ourselves laffin well actually me mate floggu DID piss himself y'kno from laffin so much, so i drew somepictures of the daft fukkin frozen gnome police 'n' then wee hid right 'n' wen the spell wore off they came round 'n' they WERE SO FUKKIN ANGRY 'N' MAD 'n' they were looki for wh'd dun it fuk it i'm still laffin now i can't see the screen proply for the tears of lafter the goblins gonna go and compose imself now take care 'n' luk out for the gnomes 'n' all yeh.
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