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Originally Posted by automatic bzooty
which came first? literacy or tits?
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Tits! Back in the past almost all women had enormous funbags. You'd get the occasional flat chest and either no one would mate with them or an enraged caveman would just bash her head in with a rock. As civilization progressed and one of these rare untouchables appeared, they were killed on the spot less and less. With more time to live, they assumed that they were allowed a regular and complete life as well and they realized that in order to gain a mate they'd need to become useful in other ways. Such as learning to read and getting an education. Men began mating with them. And now their weak boobieless genes are everywhere. True story. Sad story.