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seriously i can just picture my own director's cut of the pilot wherein charlie appears and delivers one line of his horrendous annoyingness - revealing to us all that this character surely must be killed off, for the thought of him as a regular feature is abdominable - before getting decapitated by a flying shard of metallic shrapnel, his twattish head rolling to a gentle stop in the sand. and then, just to annihilate any trace of his viscera, a massive segment of the plane lands and crushes him.
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