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Originally Posted by knox

this is where i offer my ruthless advice, on anything, if you can take it.

i don't want any goddamned advice-- i pay a professional for that!

i want horny, desperate love letters, panties in the mail, phone sex, webcam stripping and promises of sexual slavery -- otherwise, what's the point of being in someone's "heart"? unless we're talking blood relatives-- in which case, that's yucky.

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ps: ha!